Howdy Folks,What is a crypto enthusiast's favorite ice cream?

Raspberry Ripple!

A little hint into one of today's big stories!

• 👀 Ripple's Slimming Season?

• 🎃 Homer's NFT Quip?

• 💰 Fake App Alert!

🏛️ Ripple's Bargain with SEC Justice?

In the courtroom drama starring Ripple and the SEC, attorney Jeremy Hogan takes center stage with a forecast that could have Ripple's fines slimming down to under $100 million 💰—a fiscal facelift from the initial $770 million.

Channeling the spirit of a savvy tax lawyer 🕵️‍♂️, Hogan suggests Ripple could carve out a significant chunk of its alleged ill-gotten gains by deducting international sales and necessary expenses from the grand total.It's like finding a coupon for justice!

In an ironic twist, the value of XRP didn't dive like a distressed submarine 🚤 but rather swam upstream, much to the SEC's chagrin—cue the “is it really a security?” debate.Hogan points out that the SEC's net might not cast as wide as they hope, with sales beyond the American frontier potentially slipping through the regulatory cracks 🌍.There is a whole world out there, remember!

As Ripple preps for a 2024 legal showdown, the witty Hogan winks at the community, suggesting Ripple's financial dinghy won't be taking on as much water as once thought.The fine, much like a well-negotiated yard sale bargain, might just be a fraction of the SEC's sticker price. 🤝💸🧐

📺 The Simpsons Skewer NFT Mania

Springfield's finest have taken another jab at pop culture, and this time the bullseye is on the enigmatic world of NFTs.

In the latest 'Treehouse of Horror' episode, Bart Simpson finds himself as the latest non-fungible asset on the blockchain, causing Homer to quip about his son's newfound lack of fungibility 🖼️💻.

It's a Halloween treat filled with satirical tricks as 'The Simpsons' wade through the murky waters of digital art valuation, throwing shade like it's going out of fashion.Don't forget, The Simpsons has had an uncanny success rate in predicting the future!In a town where even the mayor has been bitten by the digital bug, NFTs become the town's artistic pulse, despite their shaky real-world worth 🎨.

Noah Bolanowski, an NFT aficionado, took to X to chuckle at the show's take, pointing out the hierarchy of digital assets with blue-chip NFTs like Beeple and Bored Ape Yacht Club being put on a pedestal, while other PFPs are left in the dust 👾🍂.

Springfield's dive into crypto isn't new; from Jim Parsons' musical blockchain explanation to Krusty the Clown's NFT faux pas, the animated family has been cryptic about crypto for a while 🤡💸.I should probably say....watching The Simpsons for financial advice is "comical."With a wink and a nod, 'The Simpsons' continues to mirror the comedic absurdities of our digital age, proving that sometimes laughter is the best investment. 😂👨‍👩‍👦‍👦🔗

💸 Microsoft Store Hit by Crypto Scam

The cyber swindlers have struck again, and this time their playground was the Microsoft App Store.

Posing as the legitimate Ledger Live app, a fraudulent application hoodwinked users out of a staggering $588,000 worth of Bitcoin. 🤑📲Ouch!!Like a wolf in sheep's clothing, the fake app masqueraded as a safe haven for cryptocurrency enthusiasts looking to manage their Ledger hardware wallets.

The scam, as sly as a fox, saw the first Bitcoin transaction of $5,210 vanish into the scammers' pockets on October 24. The deceit didn't end there; a floodgate of transactions followed, climaxing with an $81,200 heist on November 4. 🕵️‍♂️💔

Victims' outrage pointed fingers at Microsoft for the oversight, sparking debates over the tech giant's responsibility in policing its platform.In a digital age where trust is as fragile as a house of cards, users bemoaned the security lapse that left them lighter in the wallet. 😠🔒Microsoft may well need to do better, but folks...use your noggin!!

History seems to repeat itself, as this wasn't a debut for fake Ledger Live apps in the Microsoft App Store.Despite previous warnings and an echo of past deceptions, the scam artists found a way back in. Ledger remains mum, but they've been clear: the only safe download harbor is their official website. 🚨🌐

The take-home? Do your homework before downloading; it might just save you a Satoshi or two. 🤠🔎💰

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