2023-10-23

💣 XRP vs. Fox: Twitter War Erupts!

October 23, 2023

Good morning, beautiful people,Bitcoin...$30k+...

Grab your oxygen tank, and let's go!

🥊 Gasparino's Jabs
🧑‍🌾 HayDay for HayCoin?
🫢 Conti-nued Troubles?

🎤 XRP Fans Clash with Journalist

In the red corner, we have the passionate XRP community; in the blue corner, Fox Business journalist Charles Gasparino.

🔔 Ding, ding, ding!The XRP community accused Fox Business of protecting Jay Clayton (the SEC's former head), who initiated the infamous lawsuit against Ripple during his last days in officeThe X social media ring was ablaze with heated banter as Gasparino dodged conspiracy theory punches.Rolling his Twitter eyes 🙄, he labeled these accusations "idiotic."Less Stallone and Lundgren, more Beavis and Butthead! 🍑With the agility of a cat on a hot tin roof, Gasparino poked fun at XRP's price, suggesting it was so loyal to 50 cents that perhaps it should just rebrand to "50 Cent." 🤦Fox journalists...definitely don't write comedy as a side hustle!! 🙊Keep the gloves up, folks! 🥊🥊

🔥 Uniswap Founder Burns $650B HAY

Once upon a time, in the bustling world of crypto, Uniswap's knight in shining armor, Hayden Adams, burned a fairytale-sized 650 billion in HayCoin (HAY) 🪙.

Well, Adams had concerns over folks speculating prices and treating it like the golden goose of meme coins. 🐣

A trip down memory lane: Five years ago, before Uniswap soared on its magic carpet, Adams had whipped up HAY for testing.But, plot twist, the coin recently became the belle of the ball, with its price dancing around like Cinderella at midnight.People really will buy anything....DYOR folks!!

Now, our knight wasn't keen on being painted as the king of meme coins and declared the speculation "silly." 💃So, he waved his magic wand and burned almost all his tokens.“Ultimately, I’m uncomfortable owning almost the entire supply (~99.99%) of a token that people are memeing and speculating on, so I decided to burn the full amount in my wallet (”valued” at an absurd ~$650b).“That's quite the honorable thing to do! 👨‍⚖️But magic has its side-effects. 🎩✨HAY's value skyrocketed 235% within 24 hours post-burn. And while some in the kingdom cheered, others wondered about the potential "tax dragon" lurking in the shadows. 🐉

What is the moral of the story? One man's trash can indeed be another man's treasure! 💰🔮

🚫 Binance Waves Goodbye to EU Visa Card

Binance, the crypto giant, seems to be playing a game of "Whack-a-Mole" in Europe. 🌍

After a brief period of calmness where they brought back Euro transactions, Binance surprised users by pulling the plug on its Visa Card service in Europe.

So, if you're one of the lucky ones with a Binance Visa Card in the European Union, it's time for some last-minute shopping sprees! 🛍️Well...Christmas is coming! 🎄The company said a final farewell to the card on October 20, giving users a two-month grace period until December 20 to use their cards.After that, it's game over. The special card had given users the golden ticket to turn their crypto into real-world spendable currency. 🍫💳

While the Binance kingdom remained mysterious about the whole ordeal, customers filled in the blanks, it turns out Contis Financial Services, the wizard behind the card, might be the one dropping the curtain. 🎭

But fear not, crypto enthusiasts! Binance gently nudged its users toward Binance Pay, their magical tap-and-pay wand.Of course they did! 🙄But always remember: with great crypto comes great unpredictability. 🎢🔮