2023-08-28

🍒 OnlyFans' HUGE Crypto Gamble!

August 28, 2023

Howdy friends,Another day, another Satoshi!

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🍒 OnlyFans' Crypto Dive
👋 See ya, BitBoy!
⚽ Soccer Star's Crypto Crisis

🛏️ OnlyFans in Bed with Ethereum

Ethereum (ETH) just got a spicy twist! The parent company of adult content giant OnlyFans has dipped its toes in the cryptocurrency pond.

They've forked out a whopping $20 million on Ethereum.I must resist the puns...it may be too hard! 🙊However, like a coin with two sides, it wasn't all glory...yet. After an impairment loss of $8.455 million, OnlyFans was left holding Ethereum worth $11.434 million.This big, bold move followed an "arousing" year for the platform.In 2022, revenues bubbled over to a scorching $1 billion, with the company's owner, Leonid Radvinsky, pocketing a cool $485 million in dividends.But here's the zinger: While OnlyFans experienced an engorged user base and a 21% rise in pre-tax profits, it's also swimming in controversy.The BBC’s investigation spotlighted minor involvement in some content, stirring safety concerns.Yet, OnlyFans promises they're not just about mature content anymore. Think fitness, food, and funnies! So, whether it's cryptocurrency, comedy, or "corn," OnlyFans provides for all inclinations.One thing is for sure: it won't just be the charts to rise magnificently when the bull market next hits! 🤣

Jobs of the Week!

Crypto Mining Facilities Operator (entry-level)Sattva Block Co.Baytown$550 a week

Crypto mining hosting firm, Sattva Block Co., seeks a physically fit Crypto Mining Facilities Operator for tasks like hardware deployment and data analysis. Requires computer skills, problem-solving attitude, and tolerance to tough conditions. Benefits include bi-weekly pay and industry growth opportunities.

Vice President of Engineering, Republic CryptoRepublicRemote

Republic, a global fintech firm, seeks a VP of Engineering for its Crypto division to lead blockchain engineering efforts. Responsibilities include hands-on technical leadership, team growth strategy, and overseeing blockchain projects. Candidates should have 5+ years of software engineering experience, knowledge of blockchain protocols, and the ability to manage a dispersed team. Experience with smart contracts and blockchain ecosystems like Ethereum and Solana is crucial.

R&D Linux Open Source Developer for Crypto and Security IBM Deutschland GmbHBöblingen

IBM is seeking a Linux developer focused on enhancing IBM Z/LinuxONE architecture. The role involves OS development, coding, and collaboration with Open Source communities. Key qualifications include experience in low-level programming, Linux driver development, and crypto device drivers. Preference for those with prior Open Source contributions and knowledge of System Z cryptographic hardware. German language skills are a plus.

🤫 BitBoy's Ben Armstrong Exits Amidst Whispers

Ben Armstrong, the face of BitBoy Crypto, has packed his bags and left. And boy, has that caused a storm in the teacup of the crypto realm!Boo hoo BitBoy 🤣

A screenshot shared by Jason A. Williams set tongues wagging about Armstrong's sudden exit from BitBoy Crypto and the encompassing “Hit Network/BJ Investment Holdings.”Armstrong threw some light on this, hinting at a possible internal tussle, "There has been a mutiny at BitBoy Crypto & Hit Network. But it won’t work." He said, sounding confident, as if holding a royal flush in a poker game.The exact reason is still up for discussion but some point fingers at his involvement with some not-so-reputable meme coins. 🧌Armstrong, not a stranger to criticism, has faced flak before for allegedly playing dicey games with affiliate links and tokens.Did no one ever tell him about playing with fire? 🧯While rumors about an investigation swirl like cream in coffee, we await an official word from BitBoy Crypto.Whatever happens next, this will probably see Armstrong throw more of his toys out of the crib! 🤣🤣

🕳️ Ronaldinho's No-Show in Crypto Probe Heats Up

Dribbling past defenders is one thing, but seems like Brazilian soccer icon Ronaldinho Gaúcho is finding it hard to dodge a crypto scam probe.

According to samba beats from the local media, Ronaldinho might be seeing red and could be tackled by the authorities if he keeps playing the offside trap regarding the "18kRonaldinho" crypto scam saga.Soccer puns a plenty!He was supposed to make a grand appearance before Brazil's Congress but stood them up twice, once blaming it on stormy weather.But like a referee offering a player one last chance, Congressman Aureo Ribeiro has set another date: Aug. 31.Miss this, and Ronaldinho might just be escorted by the boys in blue.

The game's about his venture that made lofty promises of daily crypto returns. (How many times have we heard this? 🤐)Now, with a lawsuit of over $61 million looming like a dark cloud, things are heating up.Ronaldinho's side, however, is playing defense, claiming he was merely the company's "face" and not the playbook designer.Naivity is not a defense, right? 😡